I hope this changes

An Alternative

2010-01-17T01:36:00.000-08:00

Variably Cloudy with Chances of Sun
I think I might try this for a while :)

..In the Night, Like A Thief or a Comet

2010-01-11T12:29:00.000-08:00

7.38am. I woke up today to find my windows vibrating ever so furiously and my roof shaking so profusely, that I thought to myself, I thought: 'SURELY THE GODS MUST BE ANGRY!'

But no, it was just my dad walking around the house. Much like an earthquake.. or Thor, the greek god of ancient mythology, hammering down great bolts of lightning right onto the very roof of my home

Oh The Light, It's Bright Outside

2010-01-10T11:02:00.001-08:00

WELLLLL.. This is slightly troubling. 6.24 am and I'm still awake.
I can't decide what to do. Is it early enough to have breakfast now?
Of course it is.

GOOD MORNING ☀

Ten Nine Eight, This is Just A Little Bit Late

2010-01-01T04:58:00.000-08:00

IT'S TWO THOUSAND AND TEN! Goodness me, I LOVE the prospect of a new year. Fresh starts, new goals and aspiring ambitions- It's like a whole nother adventure! and oh boy, OH BOY do I love my adventures.
This year is going to be a good year. I can feel it in my very bones!
What does that mean? 'feel it in my bones'? Is it actually physically possible to anticipate the constantly changing state of the universe by a simple sensation experienced through ones bones? Hmm.. I guess it is.
Literally, my bones actually feel quite sore from lack of sleep.. But I'm sure that's no indication of how the year will be! Hypothetically speaking, my endoskeleton can already sense an amazing time coming along.

Amen, Twenty Ten

Present Perils, Christmas Carols

2009-12-25T08:04:00.000-08:00

Aww, it's only a few hours past Christmas and I already miss it. Anyway, thought I should keep you posted.. Lately, I've just been devouring enough food to rapidly increase my body mass by tenzillion kilotonnes, but don't worry, I'll be joining the Fitness First Free Holiday Program very soon!.. Mm I hope that works out

Also, I've been watching 'The Office' a lot. Have you seen it? You should. It's hilarity

Dwight Schrute: 'Every year, I do some research to determine which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. This year, it's a doll. Half girl, Half unicorn.. Pathetic. I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks, and, as lazy parents become more desperate, I will sell them at an enormous profit.

Look at that- how does that even happen? King had sex with a unicorn? Man with a horn, has sex with a royal horse?

Andrew Bernard: 'When I was in College, I use to get wicked hammered.. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots, off myself... Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would've gotten expelled if I had've let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.'

Happy Christmas friends :)

151209

2009-12-14T21:01:00.000-08:00

Okay fine. I'll be taking my talent somewhere else.
'Come on Talent, let's go'

It's Been A Long Time, I Shouldn't Have Left You

2009-12-13T03:49:00.001-08:00

HELLOOOOO

I know, I know it's the holidays, and I should have updated you a long time ago instead of leaving you in worried suspense, but believe me, I've been thinking about you this whole time, and I've been trying to think of what to say- It's just been too long!

Well, something significant since my last post:
I got my letter from RMIT and Monash! and I finished my interviews on the 3rd. Yay.
Now I'm anxiously anticipating my letter of acceptance

Oh and, results are out in a few hours, I can't wait to deliberately avoid conversations involving enters scores and how I ranked in the State of Victoria

Bring Me Flowers

2009-11-05T04:33:00.000-08:00

'For successful applicants, details of the interview and folio presentation will be sent to you by Friday 6 November 2009'

I thought today was the 6th and I rushed out to check my mailbox in the morning before my Psychology exam.. But mum said the postman only drops by in the afternoon..
So I checked again after my exam- found some dust and a dead moth.
Before dinner, mum rushes into my room and gives me a letter, and I'm thinking: 'FINALLY'.. But it turned out to be some promotional letter
MAJOR MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT

WHY DOESN'T THE POSTMAN DELIVER MY MAIL IN THE MORNING?
One of life's most confounding questions.

On a happier note, depression has another name, and it is 'Mathematical Methods CAS'
Predicted study score: negative two

Every Essay I Write Turns into Trash

2009-10-26T02:14:00.000-07:00

OMG analysing English is such a joke ! Except it's a really bad joke and nobody's laughing.
I mean, have you ever found yourself listening to the most tasteless joke, that it shouldn't even be called a joke, and just listening to the a blasphemous string of words makes you want to rip your heart out at the sound of such sadness and despair.
Analysing English is like, an infinity times worse

Haha let's analyse everything to death, haha wouldn't that be fun?
UM. NO VCAA, THAT WOULD NOT BE FUN
You know what's fun? NOT writing enough essays to make an encyclopedia in three hours.
That's pretty fun. Why don't we do that instead?
PSYCHOS

This Place was a Prison

2009-10-13T04:02:00.000-07:00

After exams last year, I got my results and I felt as though I had fallen so far from hope..

Times have changed

Cold Mornings Never Seemed Nicer

2009-10-02T07:47:00.000-07:00

Today, Bethany and I filled balloons with fruit loops and milk.. We also drew happy faces on our cereal bombs to remind our victims to smile. So every time we threw it, they would see a smiley face hurtling towards them before it smacked them in the head, decorating them in a glorious mess of soggy rainbow breakfast. Delicious.

Alice

2009-09-19T03:50:00.000-07:00

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

Wednesday

2009-09-16T04:11:00.000-07:00

Everyday, when I get home, I have so much work to do and I have no idea where to start.
Some days I don't even start at all.. like today
Some days I also wish I was a bear.
Yeah, that's right. A bear.
I'll get to do fun things like hibernate and ride motor cycles
Doesn't that sound fun?
Well, you're wrong. It actually does

All We Ever Wanted was to be Accepted

2009-09-13T03:02:00.000-07:00

'I was wrong, I don't mind
The impossible seems possible
This time I'm an electric wire
If the sun can radiate then so can I'
- Darling Violetta

Overcast Skies and Lullabies

2009-09-07T06:19:00.000-07:00

Last night I was lying in bed thinking about my childhood- Saturday morning cartoons and Calvin and Hobbes comics. Now all there seems to be is lassitude and maths text books

It Means No Worries

2009-09-04T01:05:00.000-07:00

It's true.. They do exist !

2009-08-29T05:10:00.000-07:00

I was on My Way Down South, In Search of My Youth

2009-08-25T02:35:00.000-07:00

(James Jean)

So you promise you'll take me back to town? Even if I drown?
'Here's my pledge- We'll sail to the edge', you said..
You said it, and by God, I'm going to hold you to it.
Cause my dear the waves are rising, and I think we're capsizing

Inbox

2009-08-20T23:37:00.000-07:00

From:	Jan-Lee Chin	August 10, 2009 7:43 PM
To:	Bruce Norton
Subject:	SIR NORTON

I HAVE A MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE !
ARE YOU STILL IN POSSESSION OF MY MULTIMEDIA WORK FROM YR10 AND 11?!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE KEPT IT IN A TITANIUM SAFE, HIDDEN BEHIND A SECRET WARDROBE, AND THE ONLY KEY THAT OPENS IT IS HUNG AROUND A GIANT THREE HEADED DOG WHICH CAN NOT BE TAMED BY ANYONE BUT YOU

sincerely,
JAN-LEE

>>> Bruce Norton 08/11/09 9:38 AM >>>
Dear Jan-Lee,
I know where the dog lives and when he sleeps.
But, you have something of mine I will make a deal!
Please make arrangements.

B Norton

>>> Jan-Lee Chin 08/11/09 6:40 PM >>>
Good Sir, I am thrilled to hear that your dog is well. You will be happy to know that your Wacom Table is in pristine condition.
I'm actually using it right now. At this very moment. It's so good.
..Just wondering, would I be able to make my transaction in advance?
I kindof still need the tablet.. and well, you don't really need my work so.......
Tell me when you're free and I'll come pick it up.

Peace,
Jan-Lee

>>> Bruce Norton 08/12/09 10:20 AM >>>
NO DEAL

NO TABLET

NO WORK

From:	Jan-Lee Chin	August 19, 2009 5:47 PM
To:	Bruce Norton
Subject:	BLACKMAIL
Attachments:	hostage.jpg (65552 bytes)	[View] [Open] [Save As]

Just thought you should know.. I found the three-headed dog
and I am willing to trade him for my work

Let me know how you want this to end,
Jan-Lee

>>> Bruce Norton 08/19/09 6:17 PM >>>
Dear Jan,
If you harm a single hair on the three headed dog, your work will vanish into cyber space.
I will suddenly have a file management problem.
I need to know if the Tablet is safe.
Must see evidence!
Thanks

B Norton

▲∴⦿∴▲

2009-08-16T02:11:00.000-07:00

'Hey, you ok?'

'Ierno.. well, my bottle leaked today, all my food got drenched and I had no water to drink. I'm three chapters behind in Maths.. I just don't get any of that, it takes me two days to solve one question. Psychology is driving me mental. I have an endless supply of English essay topics to work on. The final piece for my Visual Communication folio was due last week, and it is still incomplete. I haven't found the time to cut my nails, so I type with flat fingers and m,ake a lto of msiaktes. The Nutella jar is almost empty and VCAA is trying to kick me out of high school, which means- I have to start looking for another community that will accept me

..But yeah, I think I'll be fine'

It Came Like That

2009-08-12T05:52:00.000-07:00

The wind came to me yesterday, gave me a gift and a shower or two
'Aww thanks' I said, 'you're too kind.. What is it ?'
It cackled and clapped its hands excitedly 'Open it, open it !'
So I unwrapped it..

AND NOW I HAVE THE FLU OF DEATH

Here's the Pitch, Richie Rich

2009-08-09T01:32:00.000-07:00

These kids are shizzle !
If I was ten, living in America during 1994, we'd be tighter than a baseball glove two sizes too small, working those backward caps and Ray-Bans while we strut the streets like the cool cats we are

Herbert Cadbury: You can't play with THESE children. I must protest!
Richie Rich: Cadbury, CHILL. I'll be fine.
Herbert Cadbury: But they probably haven't even been VACCINATED!

Richie Rich: Come on. Let me hit
Gloria: Forget it; you probably couldn't even hit a BEACH BALL
Richie Rich: I could hit it off of YOU.
Gloria: [insulted] All right - You think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is!
Richie Rich: You mean bet?
Tony: Yeah. $5 says she could put you away for keeps.
Gloria: $5? How about $10?
Richie Rich: Okay - Seems a little steep, but $10 thousand it is.
[He whips it out, and they all freak out]
Gloria: No, not $10 thousand. $10 dollars
Richie Rich: Oh, $10 dollars. Okay.
Herbert Cadbury: Master Richie, I do think it unseemly in the extreme for you to take these children's money.
Gloria: What are you doing, Mr. Fancy Pants? Asking the old guy for batting tips?
Herbert Cadbury: [insulted] Take their backsides to the cleaners, Master Richie.

Pee-Wee: I just ate
Tony: You always "just ate"

Resistance

2009-08-08T04:14:00.000-07:00

I still haven't watched Harry Potter..
THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY UPSETTING

Somewhere Between This and a Hundred

2009-08-02T04:07:00.001-07:00

Eating Nutella.. with a spoon

☂

2009-07-30T05:40:00.000-07:00

I tried to run from the rain.. but it caught me under the tree.
'Hey, do you mind not ruining my hair ?' I said, and gave it my sternest frown, 'I quite like it today.'
only I don't think it understood

280709

2009-07-28T06:15:00.001-07:00

'Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?' -Albus Dumbledore

Time Is Making Fools of Us Again

2009-07-25T06:54:00.000-07:00

Life, I've learned, is not easy. Life is not cake. Life is not a Green Tea cake. It is something else. An unfinished map. You, stranded on an island, missing the bus, running from the rain; forgetting the picnic basket, ice-creams, concepts, Tetris, a dwindling supply of time

Mm

2009-07-22T01:33:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I feel invincible, like I have the star in Super Mario

School Is Almost In

2009-07-20T03:31:00.000-07:00

I migrated my island of homework from the floor to the table today.. Immediately, a cloud appeared and it started to rain dust.
So I vacuumed my room. Twice
Now it's so clean, I can almost see my reflection in the carpet

Feels Like Insomnia

2009-07-17T09:18:00.000-07:00

I can hardly sleep.. school's starting soon and I'm absolutely frantic !
A bit like my room..
I like, tried to tidy it up today, and now it's a complete mess

The First Train Home

2009-07-13T23:40:00.000-07:00

Soooo.. Imogen Heap is about to release her new album..
Here's a taste, it's pretty sweet

I'm Your Biggest Fan, I'll Follow You Until You Love Me

2009-07-08T04:53:00.000-07:00

I've played guitar hero so much lately.. my arms are about to fall off

Wednesday

2009-07-01T06:21:00.000-07:00

Ahh man, my room's an abysmal.. I can't even find my floor..
Oh. there it is..
Under that lake of unfinished homework

..Anyone up for a swim?

Three Weeks, Starts Now

2009-06-25T05:59:00.000-07:00

Holidays are finally here and I just want to hug it so tight it'll pass out.. then I'll tie it up preserve it in a time capsule so that it'll last for eternity

Oh No, Not Another Doc Martens Blog

2009-06-20T20:57:00.001-07:00

Oh YES another Doc Martens blog !

I'm in dire need of some warmer shoes.. everytime I walk out in my $15 Spendless immatation Vans, I feel as though my feet are about to get bitten by frost
and damnit do those frosts, bite

Hah

2009-06-11T05:04:00.000-07:00

---

click me ! this is just the cutest thing evahhh

I Walked Through A Cloud, and All I Felt was Rain

2009-06-07T05:47:00.000-07:00

Ergh Psychology, you're so sick,
I want to catch your disease

Farewell to the Fairground, These Rides Aren’t Working Anymore

2009-06-06T06:44:00.000-07:00

I woke up today and I found myself on top of a mountain
A huge mountain.
A huge fat massive ugly mountain of exam revision notes,
and I almost jumped off

The Credit Belongs to Dr. Klaus Maertens

2009-06-03T04:13:00.001-07:00

So here's what I think

I'm liking the green, I'm feeling partial to pink, yellow is not so mellow, orange is a little strange

floral print is mint

white is just right

Doc Martens For Life

2009-06-01T04:49:00.000-07:00

Yay ! Doc Martens are absolutely sizzling this winter

and best of all..

Uh.. lifetime guarantee? Sounds good to me !

But sadly, the only Doc Martens I will ever own will probably be the ones left by some old man who donated his tattered pair from the days of war.

Well, time to scavenge the nearby towns..

I Bet Somewhere in an Alternate Existence, All Lost Things Are Found

2009-05-29T04:33:00.000-07:00

(illustration by Yuta Onada)

Ahh man, I keep losing my stuff

Sweet Thrills, Winter Chills

2009-05-25T00:06:00.000-07:00

Winter is peeking just around the corner, and I can't wait until it jumps out to greet me

(I'm going to start blogging again. Just thought I'd put that out there)

2009-05-23T04:45:00.000-07:00

It's a long road said the elephant, are you sure you want to come?

I've Got The World On A String

2009-04-16T03:26:00.000-07:00

If I could, I would create a parallel universe
I would conjure all my homework into a giant cauldron and pour the contents into a deep cavity of emptiness, forming another planet.
then I will destroy that planet with dynamite, nuclear weapons and sparkler bombs

Alas, But Not At Last

2009-02-06T01:52:00.001-08:00

Roamed the streets of the city last week, took some pictures

Saw Starbucks.
Went in and demanded some coffee-
Mocha Frappuccino and a Green Tea Crème Blend (major major yummage)

Met a giant ladybug on the way out

I hastily stopped it in the name of Love.
'Hello,' said the ladybug 'my name is Lady'
'Well you're a very pretty bug, Lady' I replied

'Could you help me?' I asked 'I'm searching for the Rainbow Island in the sky, I hear its castles are made out of lights !'

'Just climb the stairs behind that gate' said Lady the bug.

And I did

Wow, You Actually Still Check This !

2009-01-02T19:01:00.000-08:00

I'd blog more, but I think I've finally run out of things to complain about..
The new year has come bringing satisfaction. and I'm finally content with life.

NOT
SCHOOL IS ABOUT TO START AND I STILL HAVEN'T EVEN PREPARED MYSELF TO FACE MY HOMEWORK YET
I'M ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS
at myself.

I'll start tomorrow.

On a happier note

TETRICE?! HOW INGENIOUS
next thing you know, they'll be making lights in the shape of tetris blocks !

OH WAIT THEY ALREADY HAVE

I'm totally over facebook tetris by the way
What an unfriendly death trap
AND I'M NOT EVEN NUMBER ONE ON THE STUPID LEADERBOARD
soooooo not worth it anymore

Anyway, I've no time to waste on tetris, I've recently discovered my true calling- stalking Alexander Wang !

Twelveth

2008-11-07T20:25:00.000-08:00

I love meeting new people. You can tell them your whole life story and they act mildly interested, unlike my friends who tend to scatter when they feel a 'Chronicles of Hailzbury' rendition coming on.

As of November the 10th, if ever I meet someone and they ask: 'Oh Hey, what year are you in?'
I might possibly start by rambling on about the ridiculous curriculum of my school. And how I'm now in Year 12.
They'd probably start questioning me about how my exams went and what Uni and course I've applied for.
Then I'd have to explain that- 'No, no, no I'm actually suppose to be in year 11, I've really only done like a week of Year 12'
They'd go: 'What?'
I'd go: 'Nevermind'
and They'd think: ' Let's run away, she thinks her school year starts in November. What a whacko'

If I had to write a play about my life, it'd be called 'Hailzbury Chronicles- The Musical'

I would play the innocent victim of a imperious teacher named Hailey (surname Bury).
And in the performance, I'd be forced to labor on during the holidays while my friends travel to exotic places like Singapore and Rome.
The whole plot would be about the various ways I can bury Hailey in a discrete and sophisticated fashion, while at the same time, also gaining sympathy and support from my manipulated audience.

I absolutely adore musicals !

Re: I Have Something To Tell You

2008-11-04T21:33:00.000-08:00

I sent my teacher an e-mail

>>> Jan-Lee Chin 10/30/08 2:11 PM >>>
MR. NORTON SIR
FLASH WILL NOT PUBLISH ANY HTML AND I CAN'T EXPORT ANYTHING I MAKE !
HELP !

OMGHELP

ok. bye.

>>> Bruce Norton 10/31/08 9:30 AM >>>
Dear Jan,
Im in all day today,
expect to see you!
Yes it is Friday.
B Norton

>>> Jan-Lee Chin 11/02/08 6:59 PM >>>
Oh Whoops..
I've only just checked my e-mail..
How now brown cow?

>>> Bruce Norton 11/05/08 9:21 AM >>>
Dear Jan,
I am in today and Friday,
See you then....?
Leave your brown cow at the gate.
B Norton

Why, How Skandarlous !

2008-10-23T03:31:00.000-07:00

Finally !
I saw this picture and I was very inspired, so I told myself a week ago: 'I'll blog tomorrow'
and now it's today
LOL what an utter disappointment

I just started reading The Chronicles of Narnia- again.

When I first found my mammoth of a book in my basement, (all seven books in one !)
I thought: 'Hey, I remember this.. I read this when I was like two.'
So I opened the book in hopes of indulging in my childhood story, and I realise- I've never actually read it at all !
In reality, I've just looked at the pictures.

Well actually, I've read the first two books for school. And I've watched 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' multiple times (also for school)
Edmund use to annoy me so much. like omg.
Edmund Pevensie, how dare you tell lies ! OF COURSE NARNIA EXISTS !
and throughout the movie, I had a certain distaste for Skandar Keynes (the actor)
WHAT A TRAITOR !
Like ok. Good work Skandar you helped slay the witch, Skandar.
Nice job Skandar, I like how you so bravely put yourself into danger and almost killed yourself, Skandar.
Well Skandar, all this wouldn't have happened if you didn't deceive the beautiful Aslan and your three siblings in the first place, Skandar. Skandar you idiot !

Anyway, I've just recently read (and watched) Prince Caspian.. and now,
I TOTALLY LOVE SKANDAR KEYNES ! WHAT A CHAMPION !

and if you disagree,
Skandar will come defeat you in a Narnia battle, and after, he'll whisk me away to eternal happiness.
How could anyone not love that face ?!
PSYCHOS

Ahah. I think I have split personalities..
Like the lady in Heroes
What was her name..

Speaking of heroes..
Here's one !

Omg, Bolt's only like- THE HOTTEST GERMAN SHEPHERD EVAHHHHH
I love it how his disproportionate head and body enhances his adorable features, making him look like the cutest canine ever to roam the earth. While simultaneously, his eyebrows are shaped in such a 'Yes, I'm hot and I know it' manner.
What a heartbreaker !
I really hope one day, Kelloggs would include one of those free wipe on lightning bolt tattoos with every purchase of their cereal/ muesli bar products.
Then I'd buy a White German Shepherd and call him Bolt.

Also, HOW CUTE IS THE HAMSTER !
His name's Rhino ( nyiohhhhhh )
I want to put him in my pocket
But I can't.
So I've put him on my desktop

This is just one of my 2 am outcomes
I'll probably regret it tomorrow,when I turn on my computer and I see a retarded hamster radiating from my screen.

Dear Jan,
I would like to buy you your very own Hamster. You can call him 'Rhino' and we can go watch Disney's 'Bolt' together.
After the movie, We can sneak back into the cinema and watch it again.

I can make you ice cream, we could be a sweet team melting in your vice dreams

2008-10-13T00:32:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I was looking through my Chinese Detailed Study notes plastered across my wall, and was trying to make sense of some of the characters..

When I realised- Ahaha. I don't have to !
So I went into the kitchen and made myself a Chocolate and Banana Milkshake, with extra ice cream

bed

study hall

wardrobe door

bathroom wall

Call me a nerd.. but I'll.. ok just call me a nerd.

But for the few months prior to my exam, I found out something about myself.
As desperate my desires are for wanting to achieve the 'best I can' for my 3/4 exams, I'm still not able to do any work due to my lack of interest and short attention span.

I always find myself looking through design and fashion websites ! ARGH

Actually I even have each site bookmarked for my convenience.
It's like an unconscious reaction- As soon as I enter the internet, I hurry to click through each bookmark before my homepage even loads. I do this hoping that someone would've uploaded a new outfit or a design, even though I've already checked it in like fifteen minute intervals.

But it's ok. I've determined a way that might actually help me !
I collected a few of my (favorite) distractions and put direct links for you to click on from my blog ! YAY !

mm.. Your right. It doesn't really help me in any way. But it justs makes me feel better knowing that other people are distracted too. *cackle*

We can talk about the latest trends discovered on Lookbook ! and deliberate the upcoming fashion situation of black top hats and oxford shoes..
Vintage Eyewear, hot or not?
Should we Hype that? and Why do people from Germany get such awesome flea markets that sell old school Original Nintendo Gameboys with SuperMario for twenty five cents ?!
Let's go find some soon !
We'll have to do it after exams.

Now Walk it Out

2008-10-04T02:23:00.000-07:00

I've been walking a lot.
In fact, if you were to calculate how much I've been walking just these holidays and compare it to how much I walk in a year,
you'd probably discover two things

1. I don't walk much at all
2. After these two weeks, the amount of walking I've done has increased staggeringly !

(note: walking from home to Centro Glen in gladiator sandals = blistered feet )

Well these holidays have been fun..
very unproductive, but fun.
I think I'll probably kick myself when I finally start school and realise what an idiot I was for not utilising my time AT ALL !

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm exaggerating..
My holidays haven't been a COMPLETE waste of time !
I've also managed to finished 'Hana Yori Dango'
Only like the third drama that I've actually watched through to the end.
It's like the Japanese 'Meteor Garden' !
Except much much shorter. Which is good. I absolutely dread long drama series that seem to run since like the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Like start a new one already jeez.

also, Samantha Who
is Absolutely brilliant !

Gossip Girl,

Rated best show ever by New York Magazine.
Nothing thrills me more than watching the scandalous lives of Manhatten's elite !
Except Food
Tetris
Top Shop
Op Shop
To Shop
Mrs. Fields Gourmet Cookies
France
Starbucks Iced Coffee
Gloria Jeans Cookies and Cream Mocha Chiller
Nylon
Lookbook
San Churro
Choco Churro
Churros
Macadamias
Almonds
Nutella
Siberian Huskies
Uncle Toby's Plus- Fibre Mix
Tao Kae Noi Seaweed snacks
Traveling
Aloe Vera
White apartments
Mike Perry
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Emprizone Cream..

ok. I really only like Gossip Girl cause of their clothes !
lolololololol

and Just so you know:
I use to feel like this about the Cube of Rubiks.
Like Rubiks, you're a pain and you and your silly cube can just jump off a cliff unsolved

But No More !
I've learnt how to understand the meaning of each turn I make !
ahah. Actually, I just memorised the instructions Sarah and Franny gave Ann. *cackle*

eeeeeeee ! I absolutely love you, Mr Rubiks Sir ! What a brilliant invention ! I wish I'd thought of it myself and sold each cube for the astonishing price of $30 !
Six different colors and one core pivotal point ! Genius !
I promise, as soon as I gather enough money, I will hurry to the nearest store, buy your cube and carry it around with me wherever I may go
*squeeeeeeeeeeeee*

This Is Now

2008-09-26T04:07:00.000-07:00

Before the commencement of holidays ( a.k.a commencement of DOOM )

I had a vision,

At the first sight of light I would instantly awake and immediately rush to complete my homework, stopping only once or twice for lunch or occasional snackage.
My timetable would be split into Five parts-
Starting everyday, subjects would be revised in chronological order, based on most important to least significant.
And when asked to relax and enjoy the holidays, a sudden frustration may arise, I would put my foot down and give a stern 'NO, CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE TOO MUCH HOMEWORK TO DO !'
I would even tell people I can't hang out, that I have doomed myself to social suicide and hence dedicated my two week relaxation to total focus of stress..
Also, I would lock myself permanentely in the house in order to accomplish my learning process.
So that when the time comes, and the teacher looks around the classroom asking: 'Who has done their holiday homework?!'
I can finally not hinder away in the corner of the room, ashamed of my fun time during the holidays..
but I would actually be able raise my hand without disgrace and say 'ME ! I'VE DONE MY HOLIDAY HOMEWORK ! MEEEEEEEEEEE !'
I would probably be rewarded
with endless supplies of Gloria Jean's Cookies and Cream Mocha Chillers

happyhappyhappyhappyhapyhapyhapppahypahypahpahpyahyayayhypahyahhappyhappyhappyhappy
:DDD

Tissue For Your Issue

2008-09-10T06:03:00.000-07:00

Two blogs in a week ! What a privilege for you all !

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Now that it's more or less middle Spring, my new best friend looks something like this

Thank God for Kleenex Eucalyptus Facial Tissues !
Soft 3 ply tissues enriched with Natural Eucalyptus Oil- not so soft after the second box
If wealth was measured by supplies of tissues, I'd be poor.
My constant consumption of my family's tissue box supply has left us in poverty

Damn my low tolerance for pollinated flowers

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New Passion-
Caesar Salad from Sofia's is definitely to live for

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SPRING FASHION IS HERE !
and Gladiator Sandals are very hot property

Can I just say.. EEEEEEEEEEEE

lol ok. I finally got my very own brown ones after like two very long months of stalking around Knox hunting for a nice bargain.
Nothing too special with the design though, very common.
I can already envision a million other people strutting around Knox in the (my) exact same Jesus Sandals

Also hot- Jersey Lace Ups

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I haven't touched Tetris for like a week
and now I totally suck !

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eleven

2008-09-08T00:16:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I think it’s draining to blog- almost like homework !
like having to write a creative writing essay every week.
So if blogging was actually a weekly homework essay, and you were the teachers that constantly checked up on this page,
Then this would be an excellent representation of how often I get my homework done

Argh homework
Frustrates me more than decaffeinated coffee

Speaking of coffee and blogs..
I nearly chocked on my 'you’ll love coles' chocolate chip cookie when I read Sarah's ‘You + Coffee = Blind’
RIDICULOUS !
I almost cried
Until I read the rest of the blog and found out it was only caused by a silly spoon.

Oh and lately I've been hearing various equally believable stories like-
A man who occasionally drank Bubble Cup Milk Tea reportedly got taken to hospital for his injured back, bruised forehead and broken leg.
Doctors examined him and determined that this only happened because he drank Bubble Cup.
so for all you Bubble Cup lovers. BEWARE.

Apparently he wasn’t careful enough,
Spilt his milk tea (with pearls), slipped, fell forwards and banged his head on a pole. The man hit his forehead so hard that he was sent flying backwards only to fall and land on his back.
Trying to avoid further public humiliation, he hurried to get up, only to stumble his way onto a busy road where a car hit him. Fortunately he managed to get away with just a broken leg.
Tragic.

and also
A Bubble Cup employee was almost stabbed to death with a straw when he accidentally served the customer pearls instead of jelly.
True story.

Looks like coffee isn’t so dangerous anymore

tenth

2008-09-05T00:09:00.001-07:00

adriennenene ft. jan :)

her name's so boring. jan... psh
haha JOKES.

atm, we're both at piano lessons. called quaverbox.. check out the myspace :D
i think its something like myspace.com/quaverbox
yeah not that hard :)

FINALLY
the end of the week.
it felt so short cuz i only started school on wednesday.
heh, and you didnt :P

okays what would jan usually blog abt?
probs some weird analogy that revolved around either stabbing her hw, or killing half the population by circumferencing half of the world into non-existence.. yeah, naice jan.
agreed. she is whacked.

LOL kiddddding.
we all love you jan :D

btw terence just told her that her music rocked... not.

kboredbye
ps. JAN YOU CAN DELETE THIS (its payback for the amount of times you bagged me)

nine

2008-08-23T07:56:00.000-07:00

At night, before I sleep, I imagine a blank tetris board
and in my head I slot in the differently shaped pieces, interlocking and compacting them into a beautiful 10x5 solid block. Creating perfection.

ok. I've been occupied
and by 'occupied' I actually mean- I have enough work to keep me away from msn and commit myself to social suicide, but not enough motivation for me to actually do something about it.
basically, I only have time for beloved tetris

I've been avoiding my Chinese Oral SAC for about a week now
but OMG the time has come ! I'm very nervous..
but not nervous enough to actually utilise my time to study !

I know there are more productive things I could be doing
but subconsciously, I think that with every tetris I make, my homework will suddenly dissolve speedily and merge itself into air molecules creating the basic component of a colorless, highly flammable gaseous element- Hydrogen.
After that rapid transformation,
Two coarse rocks, one named Fredward and the other named Fillion, will simultaneously be thrown from opposite directions, causing them to fly towards each other at the staggering speed of 299 792 458 m/s.
If I were to describe their general direction in a graph, it would be something like y= -x²
Where, Fredward will start at quadrant 3, and Fillion will commence her journey at quadrant 4.
At the turning point, both rocks will inevitably meet.
And assuming Fredward was a man, and Fillion was a woman. A fiery spark of love will form between them.
Hopefully, as the love spark gradually falls towards my homework in the form of Hydrogen,
a beautiful flame will be produced in joyous celebration

speaking of flame-
The Olympics end today !
awwwww I'm so sad, I could cry

mike perry, you are my inspiration

eight

2008-08-11T00:03:00.000-07:00

lately, i've been busy

seven

2008-07-26T23:03:00.001-07:00

If Chinese was a man, I’d stab him in the heart, tape his mouth shut and leave him at the side of the road

jokingggggg.. I’m a kind loving woman flesh
Love, peace and harmony to the Chinese language

hopefully,

on the eleventh of August twenty oh eight, a perfect line would draw itself around the earth

splitting it symmetrically and dividing it into two perfect halves

simultaneously separating the land of Glen Waverley from Keysborough

I would have to miss my Chinese oral sac

problem solved.

sixeth

2008-07-26T07:21:00.000-07:00

In case you're like completely oblivious to the latest trends of this circular universe-
just thought i'd let you know,
TWILIGHT SERIES IS HOT PROPERTY !

it's only like, THE HOTTEST BOOK SINCE HARRY SON OF POTTER
says so too in Entertainment Weekly- so it must be true !

it's exactly the type of book i'd ask mum to drive me down to knox borders for
so i can spend my day reading it for free
ahahaahajokes
but srsly..

schools should just wipe out their book lists and replace it with this series- it's like the new shakespeare in love with vampire and werewolf twist. absolutely fantastic.

if you disagree
i'll whack some sense into you with my borrowed glen waverley monash library twilight book
and then maybe after, i'll let you borrow it

try avoid being a social outcast ok?

READ IT so when i go on one of my renditions of how awesome the latest books are
you can at least pretend like you're interested
or we could organise a number of exclusive gatherings, where we passionately discuss the life changing dilemmas of Bella Swan
like-
To vampire or not to vampire?
What is going to happen to Charlie and Renée if Bella decides to become a vampire after graduation?
or What if she decides to stay human so she can still be biffles with Jacob Black?
Will Victoria end up killing her before she even decides?
or Will the Volturi find her and turn her into a vampire despite her indecisive intentions?
EDWARD CULLEN OR JACOB BLACK, WHO WILL SHE PICK !
some mind numbing questions for the soul

BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT SECOND AUGUST !
and asif that's not already information that would just send you into a coma of utter happiness..
THE MOVIE COMES OUT DECEMBER TWELVE !

ok that being said-
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PICKED ROBERT PATTINSON TO PLAY EDWARD CULLEN !
he looks more like the werewolf
like ok, fair enuf he looks pretty alrite for a vampire in the poster above..
but like

THIS?! why does he look so angry- like a manwolf

THEY JUST HAVEN'T DONE JUSTICE TO THE BEAUTY OF EDWARD CULLEN !
and why
OH WHY did they give him red hair in the Entertainment Weekly photo? *above
let's be honest: he looks kinda scary- and not in a beautiful way (LIKE HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE !)

ye ok, he looks quite beautiful here.. but if i didn't know any better, i'd think Kristen Stewart was the vampire..
FOR SHAME how dare they pick someone who doesn't look perfect in all his photos !
newayz..
despite my lack of love for the cast
I SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT TIL' THE MOVIE COMES OUT !

dear jan awesomely,
i would like to buy you the new breaking dawn book by stephanie meyer
and how about some chai latte and movie, twilight's on me !

five

2008-07-11T21:53:00.000-07:00

i want to rant
sometimes i imagine myself having conversations with people

you: so jan, what's your favourite food?
jan: MY FAVOURITE FOOD?! WHERE DO I START ! uhmm.. ok.. i like cake.. love it actually.. love cake.. love cake with every inch of my being.. oh wait.. green tea.. I LOVE GREEN TEA ! greenteagreenteagreentea.. GREEN TEA CAKE FROM BREAD TOP ! eeeeeee YUM ! have you tried it?!
you: uhh.. i don't thi-
jan: IT'S DELICIOUS ! and healthy ! did you know green tea is healthy for you? WHAT A BARGAIN ! GREEN TEA CAKE = VALUE FOR MONEY ! actually it's like $3.20 a slice.. BUT WHO CARES *throws hands up like a maniac* LET'S GO GET SOME !
you: umm. ok..
jan: aww.. but i haven't any money !
you: laugh out loud, that's ok, i'll pay
jan: *squeeeeeeeee*

comment me !
dear jan awesome lee,
i would like to take you out for some green tea ice cream, MY TREAT !

four

2008-07-08T03:27:00.001-07:00

three

2008-06-15T03:14:00.000-07:00

pictures from my second home

morning feast

we caught grapes

ok goodnight.
yes, i know i look hot when i sleep *drools*

two

2008-06-10T15:19:00.000-07:00

dear chinese second language advance,
i promise i will start on you soon.
i will not be amused by the distractions around me.
i will prepare my answers to your mind numbing questions and i will recite them to you nonchalantly as soon as i am prepared.
why did you have to have a general conversation and detailed study examination?
couldn't you have just picked one to torment me with?
i am not satisfied with your standards, they are too high.
and i would appreciate it if you could postpone the exam to some other year or perhaps cancel it all together.
i hope you will take this into serious consideration as i am displeased with your current situation

sincerely,
jan

one

2008-06-08T20:55:00.000-07:00

this is bad
i've created another form of distraction
damn all you self blog advertisers on msn